We asked ChatGPT to put together an itinerary for when your parents come to visit Lancs

One of the proposed restaurants closed in 2020

This story is as old as time: your family comes to visit Lancaster and you have absolutely no idea what to do with them. Your mum won’t appreciate a trip to Spoons, your dad won’t be impressed if you take him to Pendle Witch, it’s a win-win situation. Like many students before you, you turn to the wonders of artificial intelligence to help you. Here’s what ChatGPT came up with in response to the prompt: “Create a day for me and my parents when they come to visit me at university in Lancaster, UK.”

“Sounds like a great opportunity to spend quality time with your parents. Lancaster, UK has a rich history, charming streets and beautiful countryside. Here is a suggested itinerary for an unforgettable day:

1. Breakfast at The Radish

Start your day with a delicious breakfast at Radisha cozy cafe known for its hearty and healthy breakfasts. It is located in the heart of the city, making it a convenient place to recharge your batteries for the day.

Ummm, someone clearly needs to tell ChatGPT that The Radish has closed in 2020… Although, to their credit, the Google images look great.

2. Lancaster Castle

After breakfast, go to Lancaster Castle. This historic site offers guided tours that provide insight into its fascinating history, including its use as a prison and its connection to the famous Pendle Witch Trials. The castle offers a stunning view of the city and the Lune River.

Honestly, it’s a great way to show your family that you participated in the local culture and didn’t just go to Atkinson. Also, there’s an option to lock your siblings in a dungeon during the tour, so it’s worth it at this point.

3. Stroll along the Lancaster Canal

Take a leisurely walk along the street Lancaster Channel. The towpath is scenic and peaceful, offering a great way to experience the natural beauty of the area. You can walk south to the university or north to the city center while enjoying the peaceful scenery.

Well, we’re really packing it, aren’t we? A nice walk sounds like a good idea unless you’ve been blessed with the famous Lancaster rain.

4. Lunch at The Borough

Visit for lunch Boroa popular gastropub that offers a variety of delicious dishes made with local produce. The warm and welcoming atmosphere is ideal for a casual meal with parents.

It’s on the booze, of course, but if the parents pay, I’ll take it!

5. Visit the Lancaster City Museum

Explore after lunch Lancaster City Museum. This museum showcases the history of Lancaster and its people with exhibits from the Roman era to the present day. It’s a great way to learn more about the city and its heritage.

If you’ve got museum-goers in your family, it might be worth a walk here – plus, it’s next to Cafe Nero, so if you don’t mind, you can grab a drink and leave them there.

6. Williamson Park and Ashton Memorial

Then head to Williamson Parka beautiful park with 54 acres of stunning parkland and iconic Ashton Memorial. The memorial offers a panoramic view of the surrounding area and the city of Lancaster. The park also has a butterfly house and a mini zoo which can be a great experience.

Now we’re getting somewhere! A trip to Williamson Park blows away the cobwebs left behind by the museum. Also, views are a must to showcase your home.

7. Coffee and cakes at Atkinsons

Stop for afternoon coffee and cake at Atkinsons coffee roasters. They have a charming cafe on China Street that serves great coffee and delicious cakes, perfect for a relaxing break.

Not a bad shout and there are several Atkinsons to choose from. I’m pointing at you, AI.

8. Lunch with the merchants in 1688

I mean come on. Wouldn’t this Herbarium larva be better?

For dinner, have dinner at Merchants of 1688a unique restaurant located in the wine cellars of the 17th century. The atmosphere is cozy and historic, and they offer a wide variety of dishes, including traditional British dishes and modern cuisine.

The cheapest main meal is £19 and if we go here my student loan definitely won’t cover it.

9. Evening walk along the Lun River

End the day with an evening walk River Lun. The riverside paths offer great views and the peaceful setting is perfect for a pleasant end to a busy day.

I’ve seen more rats on the Moonwalk near Sainsbury’s than anywhere else – combined with the lack of street lighting and dark evenings, it might not be the best place for an after-dinner stroll with your parents.

Well, ChatGPT clearly has our idea of ​​where to spend the day – the canal, Williamson Park and the Castle? Hell yeah, I’m down! But is my dad really going to be up to it when he’s stopping every five minutes to take a picture? We will never get through it all. That’s a bit over the top.

In addition, food. I mean, come on AI. If we go to Merchants, we are clearly made of money. If ChatGPT can access my bank accounts and adds the numbers, it can tell what’s open.